Stitch Fix was so much fun that I decided to try Trunk Club. Trunk Club used to be for men only, but last fall they started styling for women too. You still have to sign up and provide credit card info, as well as fill out a style profile. Then your stylist either messages, emails or calls you. I elected to go with messaging because that’s just easier for me. You always have the same stylist. There’s none of that switching about like on stitch fix, so it pays to really be honest and open about size, fit, preferences, and price point. After your discussion, your stylist puts together 10-15 items for you to preview online. You get to discard any items that just won’t work, then you get a big box in the mail about a week later. There’s no cost for this. The only money you pay is when you buy something.
Today I got my first box. My stylist (Hi Haley!) sent me some great items. I had high hopes for a few, and felt like there were a few things that wouldn’t work right away. However, I didn’t discard anything from my preview because you never know how something will look when it’s on you and not some 6 foot skinny French model. Everything comes packaged in an appealing way, and they include tape and a shipping label so you can send it back after your 10 day (!!!!) try-on period.
The first thing I tried was a pair of black dress pants, which were just ok. They were about 2 inches too long so I paired them with the platform sandals Haley sent. Since I already have 2 pair of black dress pants, these would have to be awesome for me to keep them. They weren’t, so the pants are going back. You’ll see them in a few pics coming up. Here are the sandals. They’re cute, but nothing special. Plus, platforms make me feel a bit tottery.
The next thing I put on was a white dress shirt. It’s a staple that I don’t own and probably should. However, this one was simply awful. The sleeves were too long. The shoulders were too wide, and it looked like I was wearing a Panther pavilion, complete with door flaps in the back. Not sure if you can tell in the picture, but that flap is open all the way up to the collar. So not work appropriate. Um.. that’s a no. Thanks for playing.
Moving on, there was a cute mixed media tank. It is comfortable and doesn’t look bad, but I have way too much black in my wardrobe already so I’ll probably send it back. Haley also sent a blue top that was comfortable but too short – hitting me right at my most unflattering point. (Why, hello tummy pooch! Fancy meeting you here.) This is a time when I’m glad I had her send everything from the preview because it was black in the picture and I don’t need any black tops, but the blue is pretty. Also in the box was a cute blue button down. I had to throw on the layering tank I wore to work because it was so sheer. I liked the fabric but didn’t care for the weird boob pocket or the funky sleeves that stuck up like wings.
I figured the next several items were pretty much a no go from the preview, and I was right. The first is a white linen shirt dress, which I styled with the scarf and gladiator sandals Haley sent. The scarf was too bulky and pastel, which makes me look dead. The white dress was too sheer (I wore it with a full slip), too boxy, and had those weird boob pockets. The sandals made me look short and cut across the top of just my left foot. I took them off right after the picture. The other dress was a maxi. I have had terrible luck with maxi dresses and this was no exception. First off, it’s mainly black, which I don’t need. Secondly, the jersey did my figure no favors, and was not at all helped by the empire waist band that cut me off part way up my boobs. The only good thing about both of these dresses was that they were exactly the right length. That didn’t make up for all the negatives, so bye bye white dress and black maxi. Check out that look of disgust and the bingo wings. Being a middle-aged desk jockey sucks.
The next thing was THE most anticipated thing in my box. When I pulled out these Paige high waist Transcend jeans I was in love. The fabric and color were perfect. I was unsure about the flare, but had my fingers crossed. Sadly, they were more of a mid-rise than a high rise, nearly 3 inches too long, and gapped at the waist in the back. The flare made me look even shorter than ever. I tried them on with a tank Haley sent but didn’t like since it’s mostly black and doesn’t cover my bra straps. It’s also kind of shapeless. I’m so sad about the jeans, because my butt looks amazing and I really needed some new jeans. But with a $200 price tag, I’ll wait for a pair that works better.
From the preview, I had really hoped that this last dress would be wonderful. It’s an A-line, which usually works, although a fit-and-flare might have been a better pick. I liked that it had sleeves, and princess seams. It’s the last thing I tried on because I figured it was the most likely to be successful. At first I thought it was. It was a bit roomy in the shoulders, and would look a bit better with some shapewear, but it isn’t too bad, right? I like the color so I took a close up in better lighting. It has been raining here for 12 days straight! No make-up, flat hair, don’t care.
I was so excited, I ran downstairs to show off to my husband. He liked it. Yay! I was ready to overlook the too-wide shoulders and weird length sleeves until I looked at the back and noticed the ridiculous amount of bunching. Yuck!
Sometimes I feel as if I’m doomed to never find clothes that fit.
I’m pretty certain all of this is going back, though I’m still thinking about the mixed media tank. I’ll try this again. Maybe I’ll have better luck next time. Also, my mirrors are super dusty. Whoops! Time to actually clean and not just tidy up.