I know that you must love this new house as much as I do. After all, why else would you pee all the way around the perimeter of my sitting room? It’s obvious you like this place the way you always poop in the same corner of the side yard. Is that so we are always reminded of you when we step out the back door? And you always get so excited when I get home that you scratch up the floor. Such a permanence of love and enthusiasm! How can I not love you?